Silent Wife!

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Suddenly wife wakes up her husband @ 2 AM.

 Wife:"who was heroine in film TRIDEV?

 Husband :"Madhuri Dixit, Sangita Bijlani n Sonam"!!

 Wife:what was the screen name of Kajol in Dil Vale dulhaniya le jayege? ?

 Husband :"Simran"!!

 Wife : How much did Sachin score in WC match against Pakistan in 2003?

 Husband : 98

 Wife:"Kavita, residing our opposite flat,when did she move in? ?

 Husband :" Two months completed last Wednesday. ...

 But, why are you asking me all this in the middle of the night? ?

 Wife:" Yesterday was my birthday "

 "Silence"

 "Pin drop Silence"

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