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Life without Internet!

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Girl: I am on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, YouTube & Skype. Boy: You need to get a life! Girl: I am not on that one can you send me the link?

World Famous Rare Photo!!

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11 - Bruce lee 89 - Charlie Chaplin 57 - Gandhi 90 - Hendry ford (Ford founder) 68 - Lincoln 22 - Marlon 24 - Marilyn Monro 86 - Bill Gates 10 - Albert Nobel 83 - Hilter 101 - Einstein 43 - Tagore 93 - Mike Tyson 75 - Elizabeth Queen 77 - Alexander 40  - Mother Teresa

8 mani! 10 mani!

1 oorla 8 mani, 10 mani'nu Rendu paer irunthaanga. 1 naal 8 maniya paakka 10 mani, 8 manikku ponan, 8 maniku pona 10 mani 10 mani aagium 8 maniya paakala, yeana 8 manitha 10 mani ya paakka 8 manike poitaane athanala, 10 maniyaala 8 maniye 8 maniku paakka mudiyala, 8 maniyala 10 manikku 10 maniya paakka mudila... 8 maniyum paavam. 10 maniyum paavam. Itha padikara neengalum Paavamo paavam. Eana thitatthinga! Neengalum 4 peruku anupi magilchiyaa irunga. EPPUDI!

Dangerous Animal Vs Small Boy!

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Its very very dangerous! Don't miss this video!!

Good night!

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Difference between horror and beautiful night.. A beautiful night is when u hug your teddy bear and sleep, But horror is when  it hugs u back !! Good Night !

Hight of Insult!

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Boy: I Like Ur ‘Teeth’. Girl: Oh Really, Why? Boy: ...... Because Yellow Is My Favorite Color. Girl: !?!?

Animated Falls!

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Enjoy!

Smile

Girls misuse it; Anger robs it; Models sell it; Photographs cage it; Doctors advice it; Death freezes it; Artists create it; Lips love it That's a SMILE!; So always keep smiling! Have Nice a day!!

Sweet Message!

In a Nursery School Canteen, there’s a basket of apples with a notice written over it: ‘Do not take more than one, God is watching’ On d other counter there’s a box of chocolates, A small child went & wrote on it. ‘Take as many as you want, God is busy watching the apples’. NEVER ACT SMART WITH today’s generation!!

Nice Theory

Argument wins the person, But loses the relation. So don't argue with your friends just... . . Kick them & say, I'm always correct!!

Just a Joke!

The only thing we can learn in English College during serious lectures is... . . . . . Typing messages without looking at the Mobile phones!

Valentine's Day Special Gift!

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1. Ask your wife what she wants. 2. Buy online. 3. Enter Your In-laws address. 4. Select 'Cash On Delivery'. Happy Valentine's day! ──████─────░▒▒▒▒░───────    ──████─────░▒▒▒▒░───────    ───██─────░░─▒▒─░░──────  ████████──▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒──────  █─████─█──▒─▒▒▒▒─▒──────     █─████─█──▒─▒▒▒▒─▒──────    █─████─█──▒─▒▒▒▒─▒──────   █─████─█──▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒──────  ──█──█───▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒─────  ──█──█──▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒────     ──█──█──────▒──▒────────    ──█──█──────▒──▒────────   ──█──█──────▒──▒────────  ─██──██────▒▒──▒▒───────

Cutest proposal..!!

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Boy: I have a big  question and  I  am hoping you can give  me the  answer… Girl: What is it? Boy: You see most part  of our body has a pair right? Without  each one our body is unbalanced!! Example: hands, eyes, ears,  legs, lungs,kidney etc… Girl: So….whats the  question? Boy: The question is.. Can I have  your heart to pair with  my  heart?? Because without you my  life is unbalanced!!!

Happy Birthday Text Art

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Happy Wedding Day!

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May this new start, bring all the joy and happiness in your life. May you always stay in love  with each other. Enjoy your wedding day!

Best of Luck!

Don't take tension, u'll get your destination. Don't make ur mind jam, due to exam. Believe urself, GOD will help you to get success. Wishing you best of luck my dear... °l||l° Good Morning  °l||l°

I Love U

I have deposited Love, Kiss, Hugs, Plus all kinds of blessings In your ATM account Use without limit. The pin code is "I LOVE YOU"

My Teacher!

Teacher is a person who always helps everybody to get the knowledge and always stands beside the students when they have problems. Thanks for being my teacher.. Happy Teacher's Day!

TEACHERS

T - Teachers are like candles, E - Every inch they consum, A - Are stars for students, C - Cheerful and kind, H - Helpful and fine, E - Extra-ordinarily, R - Ready to, S - Shine, Happy  Teachers  Day

Best Teacher

The way you teach… The knowledge you share… The care you take… The love you shower.. Makes you… The world’s best teacher… “Happy Teacher’s Day!”

Teacher's Day Message!

I found guidance, friendship, discipline  and  love, everything, in one person. And that person is you “Happy Teachers Day”

Cute Text Art!

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Happy Teacher's Day!

I always love your class Your teaching helps me see, That to have a happy life, Learning is the key. HAPPY TEACHER DAY…

Time 2 Sleep!

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Kick your chappal like A football Walk towards your bed like a model Jump on your bed like a monkey & Sleep like a small baby! Good Night!

Happy Birthday

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Today is a day of celebration. Why? Because, years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.

Like you..

Flowers die, Stories End, Songs Fade, Memories are forgotten, All things come to End, But, “Precious People” Like “You” Are always remembered.

No Meaning

There is no meaning of DAY without SUN There is no meaning of NIGHT without MOON There is no meaning of SEA without WATER There is no meaning of ME without You...

Love Feelings

Kallarai Kottai Ennavale, Kaadhal ennum Kottaiyai Thiranthu vaitthiruppen Un varavirkkaaga... Appadi  Nee Kudiyera villaiyendral... Andru  Kallarai ennum kottayai, Naan Adainthiruppen!

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Hundred Percent!

Your 100% beautiful Your 100% lovely Your 100% sweet Your 100% nice & your 100% stupid to believe these words! ┈┈┈┈┈┏┻━━┻┓┈┈┈┈┈ ╭┓┏╮┈┃▕▏▕▏┃┈╭┓┏╮ ┃┗┛┃┈┃┏^^^^^┓┃┈┃┗┛┃ ╰┳┳╯┈┃┗^^^^^┛┃┈╰┳┳╯ ┈┃┃┏━┻━━━━┻━┓┃┃┈ ┈┃╰┫╭━━━━━━╮┣╯┃┈ ┈╰━┫┃╱╲╱╲╱╲┃┣━╯┈ ┈┈┈┃╰━━━━━━╯┃┈┈┈ ┈┈┈┗┳┳━━━━┳┳┛┈┈┈ ┈┈┈┈┃┃┈┈┈┈┃┃┈┈┈┈ ┈┈┏━┻┻┓┈┈┏┻┻━┓┈┈ ┈┈┗━━━┛┈┈┗━━━┛┈┈

Good Morning with Coffee!

.. . .(( . . .) . ( ( ████╗ ████║♥♥♥ Good Morning ♥♥♥ ████╝ ♥♥ Have a nice day ♥♥

Whats your Date of Birth?

Look Up Your Birthday And See What You Are..!! January 10 - 24 ~ Mouse January 25 - 31 ~ Lion * February 01 - 05 ~ Cat February 06 - 14 ~ Dove February 15 - 21 ~ Turtle February 22 - 28 ~ Panther * March 01 - 12 ~ Monkey March 13 - 15 ~ Lion March 16 - 23 ~ Mouse March 24 - 31 ~ Cat * April 01 - 03 ~ Dog April 04 - 14 ~ Panther April 15 - 26 ~ Mouse April 27 - 30 ~ Turtle * May 01 - 13 ~ Monkey May 14 - 21 ~ Dove May 22 - 31 ~ Lion * June 01 - 03 ~ Mouse June 04 - 14 ~ Turtle June 15 - 20 ~ Dog June 21 - 24 ~ Monkey June 25 - 30 ~ Cat * July 01 - 09 ~ Mouse July 10 - 15 ~ Dog July 16 - 26 ~ Dove July 27 - 31 ~ Cat * August 01 - 15 ~ Lion August 16 - 25 ~ Mouse August 26 - 31 ~ Turtle * September 01 - 14 ~ Dove September 15 - 27 ~ Cat September 28 - 30 ~ Dog * October 01 - 15 ~ Monkey October 16 - 27 ~ Turtle October 28 - 31 ~ Panther * November 01 - 16 ~ Lion November 17 - 30 ~ Cat * December 01 - 16 ~ Dog December 17 - 25 ~ Monkey December 26 - 31 ~ Dove. If you are a DOG :  A ...

Like Symbol

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What is a Kiss?

What is a Kiss? .. In Maths :-  ” Kiss is the shortest distance between 2 Lips ” ___________________________ In Biology :-  ” Kiss is just exchange of germs from one mouth to another” ___________________________ In Chemistry :- "Kiss is a process of testing the PH of the lips” ____________________________ In Physics :- ” It’s a process of charging a human body ” ___________________________ In Computer :- "Kiss is a local area network in which 2 bodies are connected without a data cable!"

Bacteria

Teacher: Draw a Diagram of bacteria Sunny: Here it is sir. Teacher:  Where..?  You haven’t drawn anything. Sunny:  Sir Can You See bacteria without Microscope? ┈┈┈┈╭╲╲╲╲╲╲╮┈┈┈┈ ┈┈┈╭╋┳━┳┳━┳╋╮┈┈┈ ┈┈┈┃┫┃▋╱┃▋┃┣┃┈┈┈ ┈┈┈╰┫╰━▔╰━╯┣╯┈┈┈ ┈┈┈┈┃┣┳┳┳┳┫┃┈┈┈┈ ┈┈┈┈┃╰┻┻┻┻╯┃┈┈┈┈ ┈┈┈┈╰━┓┈┈┏━╯┈┈┈┈

Kiss..

('v') ('v') (( )) (( )) -"--"- "-"-"- Sweetie come close to me.... ('v')<' ) (( ))(/ /)- -"--"--"-"- Kiss on your chubby cheeks ( ''><'' ) (( ))(/ /)- -"--"--"-"- Kiss on your rosy lips!

Good Morning!

…………………...(¸.•´¯) …………………... .¸.•´ …………………....(.* ……………………...V …………………....-:¦:-- GOOD MORNING - ……………...\''''''''''''''''"/═╕…☆★ …………….... \  * ☆ * |═┘………☆ ………………. \______/ …………….''''''''''''''''"''''''"''"·٠•●♥