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Suddenly wife wakes up her husband @ 2 AM. Wife:"who was heroine in film TRIDEV? Husband :"Madhuri Dixit, Sangita Bijlani n Sonam"!! Wife:what was the screen name of Kajol in Dil Vale dulhaniya le jayege? ? Husband :"Simran"!! Wife : How much did Sachin score in WC match against Pakistan in 2003? Husband : 98 Wife:"Kavita, residing our opposite flat,when did she move in? ? Husband :" Two months completed last Wednesday. ... But, why are you asking me all this in the middle of the night? ? Wife:" Yesterday was my birthday " "Silence" "Pin drop Silence"

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Officer : What Is Your Name ? Candidate : M P. Sir. Officer : Tell Me Properly. Candidate : Mutthu Paandi Sir. Officer : Your Father's Name ? Candidate : M P. Sir. Officer : What Does That Mean ? Candidate : Muruga Paandi Sir. Officer : Your Native Place ? Candidate : M P. Sir. Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ? Candidate : No, Madurai Pakkam Sir. Officer : What Is Your Qualification ? Candidate : M P. Sir. Officer : (Angrily)What Is It ? Candidate : Metric Pass Sir. Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ? Candidate : M P. Sir. Officer : And What Does That Mean ? Candidate : Money Problem Sir. Officer : Describe Your Personality ? Candidate : M P. Sir. Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly.. Candidate : Mindblowing Personality Sir. Officer : This Discussion Is Now over, You May Go Now.... Candidate : M P. Sir. Officer : huh..What Is It Now ?? Candidate : My Performance Sir. Officer : M P. da Candidate : What Is That Sir. ....?? Offi...

Nurse to patient with bleeding head. Nurse: your name? Patient: Raja. Nurse: age? Patient: 25 years. Nurse: married? Patient: no no, car accident !!

The sun does not shine there, Nor do the moon and the stars, Nor do lightning shine? All the lights of the world cannot be compared Even to a ray of the inner light of the self. Merge yourself in this light of lights and Enjoy the supreme Deepavali…!!! * Sending you smiles for every moment of your special day. Have a wonderful time and a very Happy Diwali! * May millions of lamps illuminate your life with endless joy, prosperity, health and wealth forever. Wishing you and your family a very happy DIWALI! * Diwali night is full of lights, may your life be filled with colors and lights of happiness. * May the lights of Diwali show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony! Wish you a very Happy Diwali!